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i am in love with a vacuum cleaner. this ingenious invention vacuums my home all by itself in eager fashion with no complaints, no aching backs, and no strain. recently (a daily chore, i'm afraid) i was cleaning up dog hair from our ottoman in the family room. there i am bent over the chair like a toothless rice peasant, working up a sweat as the layers of dog hair seem endless when in rolls 'la roomba' at a steady, efficient pace. i blow my bangs out of my eyes and whisper, 'i love you, roomba'. it is a fabulous feeling to know that whilst this machine is busy at work, i can be doing other things like spending precious time with her....

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